Riley’s new crate arrived today and it is massive! To show me how big it was, Riley Lachy and Dad got in and while they were laughing about it I locked them in. All I can hear is “Riley! Stop licking my ear” and “Oh my god she farted! Somebody help”. Its a good night.
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“I guess at the end of the day, it’s all about the lumps.”
People will never believe me